If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
tell me about the fingering
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