Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
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I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
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You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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