Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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