just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
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If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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