We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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