Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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