In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
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