Christians are straight up FREAKS
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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