question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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