My nipple is on Facebook.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
