i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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