nut hugger
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
i've created a new STD.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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