Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I just want to make out with him forever
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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