Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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