I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
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I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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