Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
it's like heaven, but drunker
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
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Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
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See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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