Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
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I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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