Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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