And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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