That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
my sisters under your porch take her home
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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