he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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