Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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