I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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