he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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