We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Randomize
