yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
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The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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