yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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