I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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