What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
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Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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