it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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