It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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