used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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