And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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