Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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