We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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