Whod you bang
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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