wake up i wanna do it froggy style
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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