i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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