my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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