only if we run a train.
done.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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