You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Randomize
