Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
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just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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