just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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