she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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