This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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