Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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