I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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