votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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