no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
we made out on top of his cat.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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