And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
