What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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