i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
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Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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