I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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