I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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