just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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