So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
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he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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